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Every time Paul made an adjustment in his methods, he passed thunderous 'gas.'
I was screaming with laughter, my nose face down in the dirt and muck, unable to even crawl to my knees. Billy was dragging me by an arm, across the lawn, trying to get me to stand up.
Paul looked skyward.
It went like this until Billy and I finally tired ourselves out, gave up and limped into the house."
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My sister, Candy, will be telling some Grandma Stories. These are true tales about my mother's mother that just rip us to pieces with hysteria whenever she retells them at family parties.She does the voice, she does the mannerisms, she does the body movements of everyone in the stories and we absolutely almost choke ourselves laughing. Candy should be on stage.
I've been telling the ladies that are coming to the Laughing Party that if they have pee problems when they laugh that they had better make sure and wear their diaper pants. Prozac For Sale, They have assured me that they will.
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Gee. I wish YOU could come to my party.
Do you have any funny stories about yourself or your friends that you can tell us. If so, please put them in the 'comments' section (below) so we can all laugh together and have our own world-wide Laughing Party!
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